COMMIES POISON OUR CHILDREN

I was appalled to not see this headline in any tabloid. I know it's not a, "fashionable" opinion but the red peril is still out there. Do you want some Chinese communist party official walking into Norwich when we are all unconscious on toy lead and renaming it Norichi and building sky scrapers in Cromer and fast trains running everywhere or something? Well that's what will happen if we don't retaliate with our own deadly exports. I suggest turkey twizzlers.